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GURNS

January 1, 1901

Gurning contests are a rural English tradition. By far the most notable is that held annually at the Egremont Crab Fair, which dates back to 1267 when King Henry III granted the fair a Royal Charter

A gurn, or chuck, is a distorted facial expression and a verb to describe the action. A typical gurn might involve projecting the lower jaw as far forward and up as possible, and covering the upper lip with the lower lip.

SOHO FOUNDRY will VIGOROUSLY pursue the honourable tradition of gurning, and will actively promote the reintroduction of the gurn into our everyday life

 Your CHUCKING hosts will be Porno Paul & Sickboy Pat

There are no age or species restrictions for entry to the SOHO FOUNDRY gurning competition

  Anne Woods. The Female World Gurning Champion has finally been accepted into the Guinness Book of World Records as the planet’s ugliest woman. So says the Telegraph!                   We say …… Ha! – No contest!!

  •      SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GURNER!!
  • .SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GURNER!!                 SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GURNER!!

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GURNER!!

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LONDON’S GURNIN’!!

www.markteverson.com

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2 Comments
  1. I think you’re rubbish! M. Thatcher (Mrs)

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